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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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This butt slaps, *and* it sucks - but in a good way. Here's some buzz about it (all puns intended): I've made a few (okay, a lot) of drunk purchases in my life, and the two dozen word title for this toy really grabbed the attention of my one brain cell. The "Busty Butt Sex Doll Male Sex Toys, Stronger Vortex 5 Sucking & 8 Vibrating Modes with Deeper Vagina Automatic Male Masturbator 9.8LB Adult Sex Toy for Men Electric 3D Lifelike Mens Sex Dolls Stroker" from BIG SHOCKED (here on referred to as "Busty Butt") turned out to be a surprisingly pleasurable purchase. The usual advice is "Don't buy sex toys off Amazon, you'll get some cheaply made Chinese crap that's probably full of toxic chemicals". Reasonable advice for the most part, but life's all about taking risks - and thinking with your little head is always risky. Well no one in the Amazon comments reported their dick falling off, and the high quality marketing materials and range of products led me to believe this manufacturer actually cares a little. Plus, it's on Prime - and when you're drunk and horny and this thing'll show up before you wake up hungover in the afternoon, you're going to hit the "But it Now" button. For the price of a Fleshlight, this toy weighs in at a solid 10lbs and includes all the bells and whistles and vacuums and vibrators. I'd say go for it.

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Overall, I would say that this is not my cup of tea but it may be good for someone else. The smell and crazy controls are just too much for me, but that's just one person's opinion. I am sure that this is a great toy for someone out there, just not for me. Don't knock it until you try it, but in this case it is a sex toy so you probably can't return it. With that being said try the Naked Addiction Vanilla Dildo, if you dare.

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This paddle may look simple, but don’t be fooled, it’s a delightfully devious tool that brings both sensual softness and satisfying sting in equal measure. The contrast between the silky satin side and the sharp leather smack makes it more than just a toy, it’s a whole experience. Whether you're new to impact play or just looking to spice up your sessions, the Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle delivers playful versatility, sleek aesthetics, and seriously fun sensations. From the first teasing tap to the last delicious thwack, it had us aching for more, in the best possible way. Red cheeks guaranteed!

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TANTALY’s Brandi doll mold is the perfect girl to have hanging around the house. This super realistic torso mini butt stroker/vaginal/ass and hip masturbator looks as much as feels like the real thing. Wait to see if you don’t fall in love! With two five-inch tunnels, the vaginal wall here is inlaid with five elastic large beads, sporting a pink, and plump lifelike labia; the anal channel is naturally narrower than the vagina. And that soft TPE is wonderfully elastic so Brandi ‘fits’ any sized man. The compact size of this sex toy makes it easy to store, as well as to clean (the cleaning tube included in the toy's packing surely helps to make this an easier process). TANTALY is a leader in masturbator molds/sex dolls of this type and selling as she does at such a great price, men who have been up and on this kind of sex toy or those new to humping a half-a-lady, could do no better than sweet welcoming Brandi.

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I've started using the Faux Phallus Frangipani V-Plug in size extra-small while I'm throwing strap or doing housework, and my gosh does this plug feel GOOD! The texture is slightly raised with a beautiful, hand-carved, floral design that stimulates without overwhelming. Soft silicone can be sticky though, so cleaning this before and after use is really important. I love that it comes in a variety of sizes and that customers can choose their color and firmness options. Pro Tip: Wear tight fitting undies, bike shorts, or yoga pants to help keep it inserted!

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The Tantaly Brandi is a no-brainer choice for someone looking to dip their toes into the sex doll world. It's extremely affordable and low risk for trying out something new. The quality of experience and orgasm alone justifies the price. This is a unique experience worth trying out for a low cost. Ever been curious to see what it's like owning one without diving head first into an extremely large and heavy product? This is it.

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